Libra (9/23-10/22) — Relieved the Senate primary campaign is over, you’ll write sarcastic letters to Luther Strange and Roy Moore congratulating them for taking the high road. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Porch Swing Angel” by Muscadine Bloodline.

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — Offended by the lodging tax increase in Gulf Shores and Orange Beach, you vow to take your staycations elsewhere. Protip: Avoid the motels on Government Boulevard. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Call Me” by St. Paul & the Broken Bones.

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) ­­— Noting annual municipal budgets are currently being worked out, you try to carve out a small savings account for your pet’s artisanal snacks and embroidered sweaters. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Ain’t Much Left Of Me” by Blackberry Smoke.

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — Now that fall has arrived, you begin to take your Halloween plans seriously. You’ll put some extra thought into what movie to watch and which pint of ice cream to consume Oct. 31. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Take it All Back 2.0” by Judah and the Lion.

Aquarius (1/20-2/18) — You’ll make an embarrassing mistake by arriving at a meeting of the Gulf Coast Herb Society in a cloud of smoke. Empathetically, they send you on your way with a complimentary basil plant. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Immortal” by Elley Duhé.

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You offer a compromise in the argument about whether to sit or stand during concerts at the Saenger by suggesting attendees begin spooning each other in the aisles. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Keep on Smilin’” by Wet Willie.

Aries (3/21- 4/19) — You offer a compromise in the argument about whether to sit or stand during the National Anthem by suggesting the crowd do “the wave.” Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Bury Me in Dixie” by Riley Green.

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Upset over an Auburn coach’s role in a nationwide corruption scandal, you’ll attempt to poison the Nick Saban statue in Tuscaloosa. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Cryin’ by Tonight” by Riverbend.

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — A little disappointed the world didn’t end Sept. 23 like David Meade suggested, you’ll turn yourself in for the bank robbery you committed Sept. 22. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “I’m Trying to Tell You” by Colin Lake.

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — A normally emotional week will be softened by the fact that you recently professed your love for someone special — a pet cat. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Trouble” by Cage the Elephant.

Leo (7/23-8/22) — Hoping to capitalize on the recent investment in the Old Shell Road corridor, you’ll open the Old Shell Road Old Shells Emporium. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Papa was a Rollin’ Stone” by Crowned Jewelz.

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — Feeling proud and generous after Nic Cage received a key to the city, you are inspired to award him a key fob to a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse. Your lucky TenSixtyFive song is “Home of the Lions” by Derek Norsworthy.