Police Blotter

Jan 28 2008 – 12/28/07 12:00 p.m., Rutledge Circle Victim advised that former tenants did with intent take 19-cubic foot refrigerator and microwave from above location without his consent to do so.

Jan 15 2008 – 12/21/07 1:00 p.m., Airport Blvd. A known male subject did with intent take reportee’s medicines without his consent to do so.

Jan 01 2008 – 12/8/07 10:00 p.m., Brookmoor Ct. Unknown subject(s) stole victim’s prescriptions from vehicle.

Dec 18 2007 – 11/20/07 11:15 a.m., Cuba St. Reportee advised that she allowed known subject to spend the night and now she wants him to leave, but he refuses to 11/26/07 11:15 a.m., Sam’s Club Unknown subject(s) with intent to deprive victim of her property did so by taking her shopping cart.

Dec 04 2007 – 1/02/07 4:20 p.m. Time Saver Known person drove off from the gas pump with the pump still in the vehicle causing damage to the pump hose.

Nov 20 2007 – 11/04/07 6:00 p.m., Halls Mill Rd. Unknown subject dumped tires on victim’s property.

Nov 06 2007 – 10/19/07 10:00 a.m., Circle K, Moffet Rd. Unknown subject caused damage to a machine by drilling the lock out and also removed the quarters from the machine.

Oct 23 2007 – 10/01/07 8:00 a.m., Kentucky St. Unknown male called victim two times and stated, "I’m coming to your house and I’m going to kill you for messing with my old lady." 10/02/07 10:00 a.m., Congress St. Reportee states that a known subject cut up her azalea bush and threw it all over her yard.

Oct 09 2007 – 9/15/07 3:30 p.m., Sharon Dr. Victim states that unknown subject(s) with the intent to cause alarm did so by cursing her out and throwing a basketball against her property continuously.

Sep 25 2007 – 9/7/07 11 p.m., Pine Station Rd. Unknown subject(s) took listed Vehicle 1 from victim’s driveway, then entered an occupied dwelling through a closed garage door and took Vehicle 2 along with a six-pack of Bud Light from above location.

Sep 11 2007 – Yet more criminal silliness gleaned from the records of the Mobile Police Department.

Aug 28 2007 – 08/10/07 9:00 a.m., Dauphin St. Victim is being harassed by a subject who is writing letters to him saying "your troubles just started." 08/13/07 6:30 a.m., Staples Rd. Unknown subject left a bike on the reportee’s property.

Aug 14 2007 – 07/26/07 12:01 a.m., Oak St. Unknown person(s) threw pears through the victim’s window intentionally causing damage.

Jul 31 2007 – 07/11/07 *6:01 p.m., Charles St. * Known male subject engaged in conduct which created a sustained risk of serious physical injury to victim by striking her with his fists and a lawn chair.

Jul 17 2007 – The criminal insanity always entertains. Real calls from the Mobile PD.

Jul 03 2007 – 06/13/07 7:15 p.m. Wisconsin Victim states that two unknown males threw a piece of asphalt and a brick at her shrubs and nearly hit her.

Jul 03 2007 – 06/13/07 7:15 p.m. Wisconsin Victim states that two unknown males threw a piece of asphalt and a brick at her shrubs and nearly hit her.

Jun 19 2007 – 06/01/07 8:00 a.m. Chatham Known subject with intent to harass and annoy drives by victim’s residence and follows him while he jogs in the neighborhood.

Jun 05 2007 – 05/18/07 2:00 p.m. Mitchell’s Grocery Store, So.

May 22 2007 – You’d be annoyed too if someone called you 30 times. This week’s Police Blotter has all the insanity that’s fit to print.

May 08 2007 – Getting struck in the head seems to be the theme of this issue’s Police Blotter.

Apr 25 2007 – As this issue’s Police Blotter will show, making your wife angry enough to break off part of the bed can be hazardous to your health.

Apr 10 2007 – Plastic skeletons make it into this issue’s Police Blotter as the insanity continues.

Mar 28 2007 – Property damage appears to be in vogue over the past two weeks as Mobile’s criminal element enjoys the spring weather.

Mar 13 2007 – 02/20/07 7:35 a.m. Colonial Bakery, Government Street Unknown subject threatened to strike the victim in the head with a walking stick with the intent to take the victim’s property and escape.

Feb 27 2007 – The usual craziness is back. Actual calls from Mobile’s Police Department.

Feb 13 2007 – 12-13-06 6:00 p.m. Chestang Middle School, Berkeley and Main Street A known person deceived the victim by presenting herself to be an agent of a bogus organization.

Jan 30 2007 – Someone not paying Hooters Girls? Gotta be one of the miscreants in this issue’s Police Blotter.

Jan 16 2007 – The year is new and so are the criminal shenanigans. The Police Blotter has all the usual stupidity from Mobile’s worst criminals.

Jan 02 2007 – People are doing strange things to Christmas ornaments. It must be the holiday edition of the Police Blotter.

Dec 19 2006 – More criminal stupidity is on display in this issue, as Mobile’s finest citizens run afoul of the law.

Dec 05 2006 – Trouble’s brewing as the holidays approach. Police Blotter has the criminal goings on from MPD.

Nov 21 2006 – Seems someone is doing some real damage with limes these days. Yep, idiot criminals are back at it in this issue’s Police Blotter.

Nov 08 2006 – Yes, gentle reader, all the criminal mischief is back. Real reports from the Mobile PD in this issue’s Police Blotter!

Oct 25 2006 – 9-27-2006 5:30 p.m. Ogden Avenue Known person is coming onto victim’s property taking pictures of her and her company after being told on numerous occasions not to do so.

Oct 10 2006 – Real crimes, really strange, really. Police Blotter captures another two weeks of criminal silliness.

Sep 27 2006 – Yes, Mobile’s most bizarre criminals are back at it in another edition of Police Blotter.

Sep 13 2006 – See what our homegrown local criminals have been up to the last couple of weeks.

Aug 29 2006 – Yes, the insane, true-life crimes committed around town are back in the Police Blotter

Aug 16 2006 – 7-31-06 2:00 a.m. Texas St. Reportee says unknown people called him with threats.

Aug 01 2006 – Yes kids, it’s more of your favorite real criminal activity as collected from the Mobile Police Department.

Jul 19 2006 – The crazy criminal reports are back! Actual police calls made by Mobile Police.

Jul 05 2006 – Yes, the dumb criminals are still hard at work. Check out actual police reports from actual police officers actually working at MPD.

Jun 21 2006 – Yes, clueless criminals are at it again. We’ve got real police reports from the MPD.

Jun 06 2006 – Criminals are still doing the strangest things. Check out our second installment of Police Blotter.

May 23 2006 – Criminals do the dumbest and strangest things, and now you can read about it in Lagniappe! Check out the new Police Blotter.