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Dr. Zodiac
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Dr. Z’s Daily Zen
September 02, 2010
As you wait for a package to arrive in the mail today, you’ll become depressed and lonely. …
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Dr. Z’s Daily Zen
August 17, 2010
Paying a troll toll will allow you access to a special place later today. …
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Virgo: Be Aware of Turd Cutters
July 27, 2010
Leo (7/23-8/22) This coming month you will develop a strange obsession with speed-limit signs. …
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Cancer: Yoga Induced Red Rocket
July 13, 2010
Cancer (6/22-7-22) The abundance of firework stands in the area has you feelin’ frisky. …
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Aries: Enjoy the STDs
June 29, 2010
Cancer (6/22-7-22) Keep a safe distance from large metal objects these next coming weeks. …
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Dr. Z’s Daily Zen
June 29, 2010
The Gulf Coast will remain paralyzed until this damn Jimmy Buffett concert gets going! …
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Cancer: You Have Cobwebs in Your Love Jungle
June 15, 2010
Cancer (6/22-7-22) Cobwebs have started to accumulate in the area of your love jungle lately. …
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Dr. Z’s Daily Zen
May 20, 2010
You’ll get a shot in the ass this afternoon – literally. …
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Cancer: ‘Wanna Meat Up?’
May 05, 2010
Taurus (4/20-5/20) Summer lovin’ won’t be happening so fast for you my friend. …
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Virgo: It’s All About the Cake
April 20, 2010
Taurus (4/20-5/20) After losing all of your money to bookies as a result of a cold streak during the MLB season opener, you find yourself broke and unhappy. …