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Dr. Zodiac

  • Dr. Z’s Daily Zen

    March 17, 2010

    The reinstallation of “little colt” in Spanish Plaza will have many wondering who did the refurbishment work as there is very little that’s “little” about “little colt” these days.

  • Scorpio: Give the Gift of Floaters

    January 26, 2010

    Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Recently you’ve been trying to get rid of the hideous bunions that have been forming on your feet.

  • Leo: Money’s on North in Geriatric Bowl

    January 12, 2010

    Capricorn (12/22-1/19) The stars have been in a weird way lately, and that seems to be caused by the folks in Mobile acting strangely.

  • Virgo: Avoid Trippy Light Shows

    December 15, 2009

    Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) Use this year’s family Christmas celebration as a time to let everyone know you’ve got three of the world’s four most popular STD’s.

  • Leo: Holiday Mullet Shocker

    December 01, 2009

    Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) As you prepare to head to a concert this coming weekend you’ll happen upon a stash of reasonably hard drugs you’ve hidden in the back of your dresser drawer since you graduated college.

  • Leo: Avoid the Dirty Sanchez

    November 17, 2009

    Scorpio (10/23-11/21) A crazy person has entered your life and it’s doubtful they’re going to leave any time before Turkey Day.

  • Leo: Avoid the Dirty Sanchez

    November 17, 2009

    Scorpio (10/23-11/21) A crazy person has entered your life and it’s doubtful they’re going to leave any time before Turkey Day.

  • Leo: Guard the Toilet on T-day

    November 03, 2009

    Scorpio (10/23-11/21) Feeling down?

  • Cancer: Maintain Office Superiority

    October 20, 2009

    Libra (9/23-10/22) A newfound obsession with the social networking Web site Facebook will lead your employer down a sketchy path toward abusive Internet friendships.

  • Aries: Get a Phonebook Listing

    October 06, 2009

    Libra (9/23-10/22) Tension and argument will make it hard for you to gain any ground with your colleagues, but worry not, dear friend, Dr.