Author: Doctor Zodiac

Aries (3/21-4/19) You’ll become irrational when you discover that the eggs at a local church’s...

Aries (3/21-4/19) — Your airbrushed T-shirt asking “Where da weed at?” will come back to haunt you...

Aries (3/21-4/19) — Preparing for your first direct flight from Brookley Field to Chicago, you buy...

Aries (3/21-4/19) The next time you drive over to Florida to buy a lottery ticket, you commit a...

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You’ll wear your wooden clogs at the Festival of Flowers this weekend while...

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — To avoid prosecution in the city’s environmental court, you’ll argue the...

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — After a week in the doghouse with your significant other, you’ll attempt...

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You’ll become a target of the internet’s ire after being videotaped yelling...

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — In the spirit of the season, you adopt the historic personality of “John...

Aquarius (1/20-2/18) — You’ll go “cavalier” at the Conde Cavaliers parade Friday when you...