Author: Doctor Zodiac

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — Taking no chances, you assume every White male you encounter between the ages...

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — You’ll make a sound investment next year when you purchase a $30,000...

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — You’ve recently lost weight and are overcome with the belief that others need...

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — Capitalizing on the chance you too can coach a team that makes ESPN’s game of...

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — After you successfully create a new persona for the nickname “The Mobile...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — Deciding to make a life change (and because you are a big Chuck Norris fan), you...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — Taking a cue from New York Gov. Andrew Coumo, you also resign after being faced...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — A case of “The Twisties” will hit you hard and you’ll need to withdraw from work...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — The ‘special friend’ you made at the Nappie Awards last weekend will turn out to...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — You’ll book a last-minute trip to Tokyo after the International Olympic...