Cancer: No one wants your name, image or likeness either!
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — After a night out with friends two weeks from Saturday, your...
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Author: Doctor Zodiac
Sagittarius: Jake from State Farm wouldn’t have pulled that!
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — In honor of your childhood TV dad Bob Saget, you spend the rest of the...
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Libra: ‘Catcher in the Rye’ not about Yogi or bread
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — You take matters into your own hands to save the Bienville Square...
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Sagittarius: Drink up while you still can!
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — During an upcoming New Year’s Eve party, you will have the rare privilege...
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Taurus: Stick ’em up!
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — In an attempt to make your house visible from Jeff Bezos’ space, you’ll...
Read MoreLeo: Your light display is hideous
Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) — It’s January 28, 2022 and you’ve just finished watching the first episode of Netflix’s “Home Team,” where Kevin James portrays Saints’ coach Sean Payton. After the final credits roll, you’ll throw...
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Aries: The perfect Advent crime awaits
Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) — As a classic Sagittarius, you’re calm, collected and mature....
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Scorpio: Hey, that was my grandma!
Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) — After escaping the voodoo of Auburn Jesus, you, an Alabama fan, will...
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Libra: you’re no bourbon connoisseur
Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) — You’ll absolutely lose it this week when a wave of recycled...
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Pisces: You’re obsessed with Long Beach tankers
Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — Despite being asked multiple times, you’ll convince your wife that you...
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