Virgo: The smoked tuna dip is high in protein!
Cancer (6/22-7/22) — A loving Facebook post about your dog will get you in trouble with your...
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Author: Doctor Zodiac
Libra: Running through sprinklers is a right, not a privilege!
Cancer (6/22-7/22) — For your birthday, you have asked friends and family, via your Facebook and...
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Aquarius: Are you an epic gamer or are you getting played?
Gemini (5/21-6/21) — You’ll come home from vacation in another Southern locale only to be punched...
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Sagittarius: Wow, COVID is actually good for families!
Gemini (5/21-6/21) — Seeking a new hobby, you give bowling a try. It’s indoors, you can drink beer...
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Capricorn: The Doobies will get you through it
Gemini (5/21-6/21) — After voting for candidates you don’t particularly like, you’ll start your...
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Pisces: Your trophy tour is a bust
Taurus (4/20-5/20) — After a five-hour rabbit-hole on YouTube watching backlanders construct homes...
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Aries: May we suggest Google Maps?
Taurus (4/20-5/20) — You’ll be outraged while playing Wordle when the solution word is “Loser.”...
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Sagittarius: Look to the Bible for answers
Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Inspired by this week’s Lagniappe cover story, you’ll change your will to...
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Capricorn: You really are perfect!
Taurus (4/20-5/20) — After hearing the news that billionaire Elon Musk bought Twitter, you’ll be...
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Gemini: Bottom’s up!
Taurus (4/20-5/20) — After you lose your wallet and your mind at a local 4/20 celebration, you...
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