Sagittarius: Time to panic charge your Prius
Taurus (4/20-5/20) — You discover you’re the latest victim of a DarkSide hack after your Bagel...
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Author: Doctor Zodiac
Capricorn: Don’t expect anything for Father’s Day
Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Hearing that the Mobile City Council has approved more funding for amenities...
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Scorpio: Don’t skimp on the SPF!
Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Five years from today, you’ll be riding the newest attraction along the...
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Leo: Stick to the frogs
Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Tired of the traditional track and field meets of your father’s generation,...
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Pisces: Watch out for weird abs
Aries (3/21-4/19) — In a show of solidarity with Queen Elizabeth II, you grab a 40-ounce bottle of...
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Gemini: Your formal debut into society is upon us
Aries (3/21-4/19) — You’ll get thrown out of an adult Easter egg hunt after you over-serve...
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Gemini: Six Flags over six flags just makes sense
Aries (3/21-4/19) — Angry you planted a garden a week before “second winter’s wrath” came down in...
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Capricorn: A nickname makes a comeback
Aries (3/21-4/19) — The generation gap will slap you right upside the head as Oral Roberts...
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Aquarius: Maybe try the King’s Hawaiian Fish Deluxe
Aries (3/21-4/19) — You’ll announce your candidacy for mayor of Mobile on a platform to install a...
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Scorpio: Mobile’s newest political consultant has arrived
Pisces (2/19-3/20) — Enthralled by the scandal embroiling the British royal family, you launch an...
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