Author: Doctor Zodiac

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — After watching “Hamilton” 37 times in a row, you’ll find yourself unable to...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — You will be stuck in an endless loop of traffic in Malbis when you fail to...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — As vacation time nears, you’ll realize your beach bod needs serious work. But...

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — Confused by a satirical piece in one of the nation’s newspapers, you’ll buy...

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — You’ve become increasingly paranoid since the Admiral Semmes statue was taken...

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — After defacing a Confederate monument, you’ll be arrested and fined $500 for...

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — You’ll be embarrassed when your recent arrest is highlighted by a shady...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Disappointed at the high price of beef, you decide to try a DIY vegan “meat”...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — With the Supreme Court now livestreaming oral arguments, your low-budget...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Now that college athletes have the opportunity to earn income from...