Author: Doctor Zodiac

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You attend your son’s youth baseball game and you can’t believe how many...

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You’ll discover next week that Germans have invented glowing breast implants....

Aquarius (1/20-2/18) — This is the week you’ll make your contribution to Mardi Gras history by...

Aquarius (1/20-2/18) — Mardi Gras really gets going this week, but you’re already in high gear....

Aquarius (1/20-2/18) — You threaten to pull your upcoming compilation of limericks off of Spotify...

Aquarius (1/20-2/18) — After seeing your child watch several episodes of the latest YouTube star...

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — After a night out with friends two weeks from Saturday, your...

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — In honor of your childhood TV dad Bob Saget, you spend the rest of the...

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — You take matters into your own hands to save the Bienville Square...

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — During an upcoming New Year’s Eve party, you will have the rare privilege...