Author: Doctor Zodiac

Gemini (5/21 – 6/21) — Your clever plan to make your significant other a better cook will be found out. For weeks you have strategically left the television on Food Network in hopes your lover would learn how to properly bake a...

Gemini (5/21 – 6/21) — You will get hungry sick after waiting an hour for food from a visiting food truck and being denied service when it runs out of the doughnut burger you will be eyeing. Out of anger you will slash the tires...

Gemini (5/21 – 6/21) — An errant foul ball will hit you in the face, as you attend your first Mobile BayBears game of the season. The dirt-covered ball will bust out your front teeth, leaving an Alabama-sized gap and revving the...

Gemini (5/21 – 6/21) — Your coordination will be put to the test soon, when your significant other decides to purchase bicycles for the two of you and start a new, exciting hobby. It has been decades since you’ve been on a bike...

Taurus (4/20 – 5/20) – Your affection for tasty bacon jam will once again get you into trouble, as your significant other will discover that you take your side piece to lunch at a popular Midtown dining establish. While you will...

Taurus (4/20 – 5/20) – Things will get a little bit too competitive during an upcoming weekend game night with friends. Monopoly and beer are never a good combination, and this time the mixture leads to a shower of red and...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — You will soon embark on an adventure when you decide to make extra money by agreeing to wrestle a bear at a local watering hole. Excitement will build for the event called “Bearly Legal” until you arrive at...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — You will get in trouble at a future Thirsty Thursday at a Mobile Baybears game. Nothing beats the sweet taste of discounted beer on a spring evening, but too many of the brews will result in...

Aries (3/21 – 4/19) – You will get bombarded in the office by phone calls from creditors related to the debt carried by a former employee. You will begin to sympathize with your former coworker as you realize the person has...