Port City Premonitions

Leo (7/23-8/22) — Fed up with the state’s policy on solar power, you’ll run a spirited write-in...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — You have always been popular among your friends, but at a recent party you...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — After bragging to your office that you resemble Elvis Presley and could make...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — Neighbors are still talking about you lighting an entire gross of bottle...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — A loving Facebook post about your dog will get you in trouble with your...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — For your birthday, you have asked friends and family, via your Facebook and...

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — You’ll come home from vacation in another Southern locale only to be punched...

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — After voting for candidates you don’t particularly like, you’ll start your...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — After a five-hour rabbit-hole on YouTube watching backlanders construct homes...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — You’ll be outraged while playing Wordle when the solution word is “Loser.”...