Port City Premonitions

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — After a five-hour rabbit-hole on YouTube watching backlanders construct homes...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — You’ll be outraged while playing Wordle when the solution word is “Loser.”...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Inspired by this week’s Lagniappe cover story, you’ll change your will to...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — After hearing the news that billionaire Elon Musk bought Twitter, you’ll be...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — After you lose your wallet and your mind at a local 4/20 celebration, you...

Aries (3/21-4/19) — After watching a political candidate disparage an entire culture in a...

Aries (3/21-4/19) — Being the new guy at the office is always tough. When your boss describes your...

Aries (3/21-4/19) — In an effort to lure Will Smith into a personal injury lawsuit, you begin to...

Aries (3/21-4/19) — Racing to finish a project by the deadline, three weeks from last Thursday,...

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You’ll soon become engulfed in the raging social media debate of whether...