Port City Premonitions

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — Whether or not you avoid the Baldwin County rabies plague will depend almost...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — Falling into a comfortable sleep during a tubing trip down Styx River, you’ll...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — You’ll be disappointed, but not surprised, when you host a potluck dinner,...

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — In a pickup game of soccer in Fairhope, you’ll be nutmegged with a pine cone....

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — You’ll spend a rainy day indoors binge-watching martial arts films. You’ll...

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — With the primary election in your rearview mirror, you briefly celebrate...

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — In an attempt to profit from Subtropical Storm Alberto, you’ll file a FEMA...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — A single day off will prove to be your undoing as your fail to kick the...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — In an attempt to thwart the Royal Wedding, you’ll tell Meghan Markle that...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — After having neglected to shave for more than a few days, you’ll be treated...