Port City Premonitions

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — In order to cheer yourself up before the election, you’ll buy one of those...

Libra (9/23-10/22) — Taking a cue from Jeffrey Toobin, you momentarily excuse yourself from a dull...

Libra (9/23-10/22) — Scared by the abundance of squirrels in Bienville Square since Hurricane...

Libra (9/23-10/22) — A friend’s new refrigerator turns into a boon for you when you start keeping...

Libra (9/23-10/22) — Unfamiliar with the proper siphoning technique, you’ll accidentally swallow...

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — Despite your wife’s repeated urging, you’ll fail to secure a lantern, candles...

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — You’ll be first to take the friendly foreign skies when Mobile opens its new...

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — Getting your dates mixed up, you’ll accidentally launch into a protest for...

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — After falling asleep watching clips from the Republican National Convention,...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — In what should have been predictable, you’ll fall off a ladder while trying to...