Port City Premonitions

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Disappointed at the high price of beef, you decide to try a DIY vegan “meat”...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — With the Supreme Court now livestreaming oral arguments, your low-budget...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Now that college athletes have the opportunity to earn income from...

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Pleased that elective surgeries have been reinstated, you resume your Google...

Aries (3/21-4/19) — You’ll be devastated to learn that your favorite race car driver has been...

Aries (3/21-4/19) — With ample time to play “Call of Duty,” you’ll inadvertently become a...

Aries (3/21-4/19) — In a failed attempt to secure toilet tissues for your loved ones, you’ll storm...

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — Inspired by quarantined Italians, you throw open your windows to lead the...

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You’ll make a fortune selling “I survived the market crash of 2020” shirts...

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You’ll manage to sneak inside Yellowhammer News after hiding in a giant sack...