Port City Premonitions

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — Having failed to meet the 10-pound weight loss goal during last year’s...

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — Always known as a person capable of fitting a square peg in a round hole,...

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) ­­— You’ll be hesitant to set more lofty New Year’s resolutions until...

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) ­­— You’ll vow to stop listening to Christmas songs forever after...

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) ­­— After all of this impeachment talk, you start to really crave...

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) ­­— After taking offense to harmless jokes from fans of another team...

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) ­­— As the only member of The Collective, you’ll be removed by security...

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — Inspired by this week’s impeachment hearings, you prepare to take...

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — You’ll dry a wool blanket on high heat to help combat the frigid...

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — In an attempt to expedite the health department’s permitting process for...