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Port City Premonitions

Aries (3/21-4/19) — In a failed attempt to secure toilet tissues for your loved ones, you’ll storm...

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Pisces (2/19-3/20) — Inspired by quarantined Italians, you throw open your windows to lead the...

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Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You’ll make a fortune selling “I survived the market crash of 2020” shirts...

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Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You’ll manage to sneak inside Yellowhammer News after hiding in a giant sack...

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Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You’ll give up fast food for Lent, vowing to only eat the deliciously...

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Pisces (2/19-3/20) — While attending a Mardi Gras parade, you’ll intercept a football thrown by...

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Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) ­­— You’ll be worried when your mugshot appears on the notorious...

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Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) ­­— To further its public rebranding, the Alabama Board of Pardons and...

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Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) ­­— Very confused by the term “human train” being used by pro-Amtrak...

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Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) ­­— Do to their coinciding time slots, you’ll be able to live out a...

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