Port City Premonitions

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — Your brief stint as a cast member on “Saturday Night Live” will be short-lived...

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — While Benjamin Franklin is quoted as saying beer was created to make us happy,...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — You’ll ask your cable provider if you can only pay for 50 percent of your...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — After accidentally breaking a coffee pot at work, you’ll spend two years...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — You’ll enjoy a precipitous political rise when your plan to replace the bridge...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — You’ll absolutely lose all self-control when a stranger in the Midtown Publix...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — After The New York Times uses a headline that is too centrist for your liking,...

Leo (7/23-8/22) — You’ll count your lucky stars after your two-month prison sentence is overturned...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — After watching how vigorously the city works to keep GulfQuest funded, you’ll...

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — With enthusiasm growing over a unified Mardi Gras flag, you’ll propose a new...