Port City Premonitions

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — Inspired by this week’s impeachment hearings, you prepare to take...

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — You’ll dry a wool blanket on high heat to help combat the frigid...

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — In an attempt to expedite the health department’s permitting process for...

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — After pledging not to, you’ll break down and pre-order Disney+ in order to...

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — After it’s revealed that anyone can leave a bad team and join the...

Libra (9/23-10/22) — In a show of support for healthy living, you applaud the city of Birmingham’s...

Libra (9/23-10/22) — You’ll get into a tense situation at a screening of “Joker” after a...

Libra (9/23-10/22) — Filled with impeachment fever, you begin to look for legislative remedies to...

Virgo (8/23-9/22) — Your brief stint as a cast member on “Saturday Night Live” will be short-lived...