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Steve “The Hammer” Nodine was seen shuffling around Pensacola Beach last Sunday.

I’m not even going to lie; it has been a really weird week for me. It’s been up and then down, hot then cold, then yes and then no. Wait, maybe that’s not my week, just a butchered a Katy Perry song. Anyway, I don’t know what I’m saying anymore. I think this heat is making me crazy. Let’s just get to this before I say something I shouldn’t. Go on, get to it. What are you waiting for?

‘Hammer’ head spotted on Panhandle (again)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water or just be a blonde on the beach, the Hammer has been spotted again, this time in Pensacola. That’s right, Boozie’s spies, who were on Pensacola Beach last Sunday, blew up the gossip line saying former Mobile County Commissioner Steve “The Hammer” Nodine was circling around the Panhandle shores. My spies said when they spotted him he was alone, but they were not sure if he was traveling with a school of fellow Hammerheads.

The infamous Nodine was tried for the death of his mistress in 2010, but it ended in a mistrial when a jury could not reach a verdict. He later pleaded guilty to lesser charges in connection to her death. His most recent brush with the law came last fall when a woman in Atmore he had been dating said he was harassing her via text.

When life gives you torrential rains …

Last Wednesday, we saw the heaviest rainfall we have had in quite some time. I have no meteorological facts or figures to offer you, I can just tell you I got soaked and my shoes were ruined. And I saw numerous cars stalled on the flooded roadways. So that’s all the evidence I need.

Anyway, per usual, downtown, the OGD and midtown got predictably flooded. Selma Street in Oakleigh turns into the Selma River, and it was raging. But the floods didn’t stop the fun, as I had numerous reports of folks all over midtown breaking out the ol’ kayak. Who needs a stormwater drainage plan? We should use this as a tourist attraction!

When a-holes attack …

Last Saturday night/early Sunday morning, a “gentleman” and alleged ice cream hater threw a flower pot through the glass door of Cammie’s Old Dutch Ice Cream Shoppe on the corner of Old Shell and Florida. Grrrrrrrrr!

What is wrong with people, y’all? Who does this to an ice cream parlor beloved by every kid (and adult) in this town, for heaven’s sake? I can tell you! An a-hole with butthole sprinkles on top, that’s who!

Luckily, Cammie’s surveillance cameras got some pretty good shots of this jackass. Go check out their Facebook page to view pics and video so maybe we can bring this ice-cold, ice-cream a-hole to justice.

Well, kids, that’s all I have this week. Just remember, whether rain or shine, dramatic or scandalous or some plain ol’ horrible vandal hatin’, I will be there. Ciao!