Reality and country superstars have been popping up all over the place and an adult entertainment star/gubernatorial candidate is on the way. Yeppers, just another day on the magnificent Gulf Coast.

It’s the heat. It makes us all crazy. Or maybe it’s the humidity. I don’t know. I’m too hot to think about the “whys” – Boozie is more about the “whats,” as in what’s been happening.

Does that even make any sense? I don’t know. I’m too hot to think about it.

Anyway, just read this and when you are done, might I suggest using the paper as a fan. It is also super absorbent if you are looking for something to soak up excessive perspiration.

A ‘horny’ night in the Loop?

My self-described Fruit Loop spies had plenty to report from Saturday, June 14, as Bianca Del Rio, hit the stage at B-Bob’s. My spies say they have never seen “the Bob’s” so packed and Miss Del Rio put on the quite the show.

Not familiar with her? Well obviously you didn’t watch the sixth season of RuPaul’s “Drag Race,” which Del Rio won the top prize. My spies said she threw plenty of shade on her fellow “Drag Race” contestants, with every insult imaginable. She doesn’t sing or lip synch but the show was very interactive. She followed up with a meet and greet downstairs.

Move over RuPaul and Bianca, also, getting rave reviews was Nappie Award winner for Best Drag Queen performer, Ms. Venus, who was sporting “Maleficent” horns for her performance and I’m told it was pretty darn fabulous. Go Venus!

Lambert has surprise concert in FWB

Speaking of pretty darn fabulous performances, a couple of my Mob-town spies were sitting around checking their social media sites on Saturday, June 14, when one such spy saw an Instagram message from Miz Miranda Lambert.

Country superstar Miranda Lambert had a surprise show in Fort Walton Beach last weekend.

Country superstar Miranda Lambert had a surprise show in Fort Walton Beach last weekend.

“We were on our way to Jacksonville and decided to stop in Ft. Walton Beach tonight!! Come party with us! 9:30 at The Block!,” the message read.

Our spies raced over and waited in long lines to get in, but they made the cut before the place reached capacity.

They said Miranda told the crowd she just wanted to do a free show because it was always good to go back to where you started. With tickets for her upcoming show in Tuscaloosa in July going for as much as $75, that was a pretty nice gift for the several hundred people in attendance at The Block.

My spies said she played all of her hits and it was a “flawless” performance.

Mary Carey coming to the Candy Store

A former adult entertainment star who challenged Arnold Schwarzenegger, among many others, in the 2003 California recall election will be making an appearance at The Candy Store on July 17. Mary Carey entered the political race as a publicity stunt.

“She was an independent candidate, placing tenth in a field of 135 candidates. She ran on an eleven-point platform that included somewhat tongue-in-cheek promises of taxing breast implants, making lap dances tax-deductible, and creating a ‘Porn for Pistols’ exchange program,” according to Wikipedia. The site also said she was interested in a bid for president.

The Boozester likes some of these policies, especially the boob tax!

Carey also appeared on the VH1 reality shows, “Celebrity Rehab” and “Sober House.”

Now, you can catch her in TiCo.

Well kids, that’s all I got this time. Just remember, whether rain or shine, dramatic or scandalous, or some plain ol’ pornographic actress/gubernatorial candidate lovin’, I will be there. Ciao!