To the editor:

I am so pleased and proud of the progress Lagniappe has made, so you can imagine my shock as I read the article written by contributor Jennifer McDonald regarding “potential toilet bowl surprises.”

The first paragraph was unacceptably written (content humongous) and has no place in a paper written for the public. 

Please do not lower your standards! Your readers are paying attention!

N.M. Stephens 

Editors’ Note: In case you missed it, the paragraph in question was a play on a vulgar yet memorable Samuel L. Jackson quote from the film “Snakes on a Plane.”