Aries (3/21-4/19) — You’ll turn the monthly LoDa ArtWalk into ArtPrance as you Prancercize through the downtown entertainment district. Your lucky SouthSounds song is Dumstaphunk’s “Dancin to the Truth.”

Taurus (4/20-5/20) — You’ll be stuck in the Wallace Tunnel for hours after a slaughterhouse truck overturns and litters the road with injured swine. Your lucky SouthSounds song is The Red Clay Strays’ “Show Me A Sign.”

Gemini (5/21-6/21) — You’ll be the last one in your theater seat days after a performance of “The Pot,” when you suddenly exclaim, “Oh, I get it,” and then go about your life. Your lucky SouthSounds song is Corey Smith’s “Twenty One.”

Cancer (6/22-7/22) — You’ll help yourself to the buffet at an upcoming open house, but will ask your date to fetch you seconds and thirds. Your lucky SouthSounds song is of Montreal’s “It’s Different for Girls.”

Leo (7/23-8/23) — Your first attempt at making béchamel sauce may be a failure but you inavertently invent a new denture cleanser. Your lucky SouthSounds song is Delta Rae’s “Dance in the Graveyards.”

Virgo (8/24-9/22) — As the result of a sporadic sleep schedule, you’ll snore your way through Mobile Baykeeper’s Bay Awakening Luncheon. Your lucky SouthSounds song is Boyfriend’s “Toast.”

Libra (9/23-10/22) — You’ll try to break your personal eating record at St. Mary’s Crawfish & Bluegrass Extravaganza. Your lucky SouthSounds song is Glass Mansions’ “Nightswimming.”

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) — You’ll observe Confederate Memorial Day by volunteering in the African-American community. Your lucky SouthSounds song is The New Respects’ “Money.”

Sagittarius (11/22-12/22) — You’ll remove April 17 from your calendar so you’ll have an alibi for not filing your taxes. Your lucky SouthSounds song is J. Roddy Walston’s “Same Days.”

Capricorn (12/23-1/19) — You’ll chain yourself to Hank Aaron Stadium in a two-year effort to keep the Mobile BayBears from moving to Madison. Your lucky SouthSounds song is Stoop Kids’ “Stoop Life.”

Aquarius (1/20-2/18) — You’ll get a tattoo from LA Body Art proclaiming support of “FRED RICHARDSON: MY COUNCIL PRESIDENT.” Your lucky SouthSounds song is Great Peacock’s “Take Me To The Mountain.”

Pisces (2/19-3/20) — You’ll join a protest against another bridge across the Intracoastal Canal. You’ll block barge traffic until you’re given a free Little Ceasar’s Hot & Ready. Your lucky SouthSounds song is Johnny No’s “Gimme Some.”